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Lance Demotivational Poster


HAVING A BAD DAY - Don't worry that's when we go come to the rescue


TAGS: beerbulance having bad day rescue
Rating: 4.49/5

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thefunnyguy - January 10, 2012, 12:44 pm
I got a rock...
maoworks2 - January 9, 2012, 3:12 pm
I'll Have 6 Van Loads.
maoworks2 - January 9, 2012, 3:11 pm
I'll Have 6 Car Loads.


BANNED SUBSTANCE -


TAGS: lance armstrong banned substance soap
Rating: 4.33/5

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TheSanityInspector - January 20, 2013, 9:34 am
I saw what you did there!
ughomer - January 19, 2013, 5:30 am
France sue Lance? Not a chance!
Oiler - January 18, 2013, 7:50 pm
LOL at hygeine products being banned in France 5L Hard to believe anything Armstrong says now...he can write fiction tho.
EmilioDumphque - January 18, 2013, 3:47 pm
He must be writing a book. Why else all the media blitz?
mariand - January 18, 2013, 2:19 pm
hehehe...good one...but let's face it, he wouldn't have admitted if he wouldn't have been caught...
Swampfox - January 18, 2013, 12:32 pm
At least he had the ball to 'fess up.


VIGILANCE -


TAGS: jfk quote eagle vigilance
Rating: 4.63/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 8:57 pm
JFK - Gotta love a soldier president that finds himself on the edge of world-wide annihilation... and makes the other guy blink!
rerun - January 17, 2016, 7:53 pm

I'm doing good to remember my own name, especially before coffee
mizzdizz - January 16, 2016, 9:45 pm
Nice, IgV! Very dramatic! LUV it! 5L!
lgvernon - January 16, 2016, 5:48 pm

I was wrong. It was 152375 that started this.
lgvernon - January 16, 2016, 5:42 pm

First time I tried anything different was back in July 2012 with 156955. It's still holding at almost five and has been FB shared 57 times. But my biggie is still the kitten one. One of my first posters. Been shared over 600 times. I do like this.
lgvernon - January 16, 2016, 5:36 pm

I'm an interior designer at heart. Just subconsciously wanted to pretty up the place, I guess...
Reality Lord - January 16, 2016, 5:31 pm

you know lg, was a time this poster would have been rejected. good ole days. black background, title, three lines. LOLOLOLOL. you took a sledgehammer to that way way back
Reality Lord - January 16, 2016, 5:29 pm

jeez, drop this over to politifake and see what happens.
lgvernon - January 16, 2016, 5:27 pm

The man luz me. He LUZ me, I tells ya.
Reality Lord - January 16, 2016, 5:25 pm

frickin epic.


use a sober driver -


TAGS: 12 31 1 1 every year every ambulance
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - January 15, 2016, 8:44 pm
Thanks for your heartfelt support MAO! Greatly appreciated!
maoworks2 - January 15, 2016, 11:32 am
Yes, Please No Drinking And Driving Be Safe And Think !


PROCRATINATION - my idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance


TAGS: procrastination housework glance
Rating: 2.5/5

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Iconoclast - August 9, 2010, 9:02 am
The S got lost amidst the garbage and could not be found.
culos - August 9, 2010, 7:50 am
spelling?


BALANCE - Life is defined by death; and death by life. Therefore without life we can never die, but without death we can never live.


TAGS: balance life
Rating: 4.96/5

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ambslashrat - June 21, 2011, 8:20 pm
does that make me immortal because i have no life?


IN ALL THINGS -


TAGS: balance calendar easy death
Rating: 5/5

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Valymar - March 16, 2012, 5:25 pm
Phew... wow!
maoworks2 - March 13, 2012, 9:24 am
It Makes You Think 5L.


A DICTIONARY - The Jedi would still be alive if they had only looked up the meaning of the word 'Balance'




BALANCE -


TAGS: life balance time
Rating: 4.61/5

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Budog - June 14, 2012, 9:10 am
Simple, but deeply profound. 5L
Sho - June 13, 2012, 4:19 pm
Thank you :)
Reality Lord - June 13, 2012, 4:18 pm

..and better and better with each entry.


VIGILANCE - Either get with it or your kid will become a clown in the circus.


TAGS: vigilance kid clown circus
Rating: 4.1/5

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forseti - July 22, 2011, 1:57 am
try to not just repeat the picture.


WELL BALANCED MEAL - The Irish version of a "well balanced diet!"




RESEMBLANCE - "The Chatterer" LIVES!


TAGS: resemblance the chatterer
Rating: 2.56/5

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Fatt Matt - December 4, 2009, 5:18 pm
Hellraiser just got a little scarier...


IN THE BACK OF THE AMBULANCE - Nobody can hear you scream ...


TAGS: back ambulance nobody hear scream
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - February 14, 2012, 4:46 am
"What happens in the box, stays in the box..."
Zetmonk - February 13, 2012, 4:21 am
Eish. That's unpleasant!
BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 4:59 pm
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here :)


MR. CONSERVATIVE -


TAGS: conservatives liberals trying to get balance in the discussion
Rating: 3.22/5

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knowitall - October 2, 2009, 9:21 am
1 lion btw...
knowitall - October 2, 2009, 9:21 am
i don't hear anyone bitching about this not being funny...nice double standard, i would expect no less from the dumbocrats
RONSART - April 8, 2009, 2:15 am
Thank You Miss Deltabob.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 6:38 pm
Hmmm...that quote sounds familiar. I just read that some where recently. LOL...nicely done. I'll throw my five into the pot now.
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 6:22 pm
If only it were that easy. Ron, I am humbled.


NO NUTS - NO GLORY - Lance Armstrong




VIRGIN - Pressing the B in Gears of War 2 will keep you from getting laid.




VIGILANCE -




REDUCE REUSE RECYCLE -


TAGS: nature balance zombie dinosaur future
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by TheMotiMilitia

FatherTyme - June 18, 2011, 2:33 pm
Hmm, awfully close to one that looks vaguely familiar :) #131999
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 8:29 pm
Yeah, I was sick that day. Figures.
Faceplant31 - August 9, 2010, 8:14 pm
You behind on the times Mr mod? This is for the team motifake challenge.
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 8:04 pm
You guys? Who guys? Still, 5L!
spacedog - August 6, 2010, 8:54 pm
Very good you guys. 5L


NEW AMBULANCE EQUIPMENT - The Frequent Flyer Wheel. It saves time and frustration on patient assessment .




THE BALANCE BEAM - Another Great Spectator Sport


TAGS: balance beam spectator sport ass vagina leotard
Rating: 3.35/5

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Blackskyy - August 7, 2009, 2:09 pm
O.M.G.


LANCE ARMSTRONG - Taking second in the Tour de France.


TAGS: france lance armstrong race
Rating: 3/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - April 23, 2010, 8:42 am
Benny, have you ever chased a car that's coming towards you? Because your comment suggests so.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 23, 2010, 8:32 am
@ Benny....I don't know what it's like on other sites, But here we like and respect our Mods...If you don't like it go back to 4Chan.
TheTrashHeap - April 23, 2010, 8:13 am
Shut your pie-hole.
Bennyhannah - April 23, 2010, 7:47 am
Obviously they put the "slow" moderaters on the am shift. This is not remotely funny. I should know, I put unfunny shit up all the time.


EQUITY -




BALANCE -


TAGS: togetherness day balance man and tractor wife there too wonderful weight thank god for obesity farming farmer fun
Rating: 3.44/5

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Sean - October 16, 2009, 8:54 pm
SHE ... offsets me. *wipes tear*


FLATULANCE -




RESEMBLANCE -




OBVIOUS - We already knew. Thanks.




water rescue -




EMASCULATION -


TAGS: anybody seen my tail balance tightrope
Rating: 4.73/5

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Cubbybear - August 1, 2010, 1:25 pm
Whip it good! LOL...5L
agdaniele - August 1, 2010, 1:23 pm
LOL! Outrun the crack of that whip! 5L


QUALITY FAMILY TIME -


TAGS: ambulance ride hospital charades
Rating: 4.84/5

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Airman - June 22, 2011, 11:37 am
never thought about that LOL


BALANCE - The word "Happiness" would lose all its meaning If it was not balanced by the word "Sadness"


TAGS: happy sad balance definition
Rating: 4.71/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - October 28, 2011, 10:27 pm
Sorry, the smart phone decided to go all dumbass on me. I meant to vote a 5. Wish I could change it, but I can't, so yeah. Still funny though.


BALANCE OF THE UNIVERSE - Is the balance between Order & Chaos When the scales tip too far in favour of one, they inevitably tip in favour of the other Thus restoring balance


TAGS: balance universe
Rating: 4/5

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Derek - August 17, 2011, 6:10 pm
Aha! The purpose of the riots was to overcome boredom! ;-)


STARTS TO SHIMMY OVER FORTY ONE -




A BALANCE DIET -


TAGS: balance diet
Rating: 3.38/5

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Stormhawk - June 14, 2010, 7:57 pm
Bet it still taste like sushi
agdaniele - November 16, 2009, 9:56 pm
LMAO.... well, I am thinking it's about 7th down on his list... but certainly, I shouldn't have overlooked it.
CANADA - November 16, 2009, 9:50 pm
aggy, you cant forget his paint chips as a part of a regular diet
agdaniele - November 16, 2009, 8:08 pm
Now, in as much as the "hooked on phonics class" didn't fit... I am now convinced that your education has consisted of Duplo blocks, mint-flavored paste and soap bubbles. And, the occasional spelling-bee challenge against your teddy bear.
Marvin Wankerstein - November 16, 2009, 7:57 pm
They're probably not smiling because they all have their close on... still.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 16, 2008, 8:54 am
That says so much about you, Scorpio7.
Scorpio7 - December 16, 2008, 6:15 am
I'm trying to figure out why none of them are smiling. I would be, if I was in bed with 2 women, even if both of them were my sisters.


THE BALANCE OF LIFE -


TAGS: balance of life kill bill practice i can do
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by ronsart

FatherTyme - May 3, 2011, 10:05 am
Whoa, kinda perching close to NSFW, aren't we?
agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 1:35 pm
We needn't look so hard for it when mooooo is around.
RON - July 25, 2009, 1:27 pm
thx Mr. MotiFake...didn,t think of sneaking thru...just posting like others...lol you must have that microscope out again...lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 25, 2009, 1:22 pm
I'm surprised you didn't see it Bone. I figured you for a "check out the crotch first" kinda guy.
BoneCD - July 25, 2009, 11:08 am
?
motifake - July 25, 2009, 9:25 am

Dont think you snuck this one thru ron ;-) I made an exception


WE LIVE IN THE FUTURE - A world of enforced illiteracy, constant surveillance and automated pet torture




FOX NEWS - Fair and.... *snicker* Fair 'n... *snort* Fair... *chuckle* and... *laughter* I can't! I can't say it with a straight face!


TAGS: fox news fair and balanced
Rating: 2.53/5
Sean - August 6, 2009, 11:41 pm
Agreed. Sucky poster. Lame attempt at humor. Regardless of your chosen target, funny is the protocal here.
WTFO - August 6, 2009, 11:37 pm
Obviously another post from a close-minded liberal whose positions are so pathetically weak that they don't stand up to the scrutiny of an actual news agency. Wait, do you work in the White House? Robert Gibbs, did you post this?
Agent K - August 6, 2009, 2:06 pm
anonymous posting=66394
Sean - August 6, 2009, 1:57 pm
Proceed, sweet little drama queen.
rollseyes - August 6, 2009, 12:48 pm
Intellectual dishonesty in a libtard... I could fall over and die from "not suprised"!


KNOWING YOUR BIBLE - Can provide many blessings... (like a free coke from an foolish Agnostic)




NONCHALANCE - He's trying REAL hard


TAGS: nonchalance trying girl on lap
Rating: 2.36/5

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LogicDude - October 1, 2009, 8:37 am
His BF Chad was taking the pic.


BUDDHISM - Remember: If You're Not A Good Person You Could Be Reborn - Even As A Staff


TAGS: new balance sport shoes probably for her 3h workout now
Rating: 2.07/5

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forseti - April 12, 2010, 11:35 am
I'm sorry for that, ice! ;)
ICEMAN - April 12, 2010, 11:06 am
You get 2L because you made me rush to get the eye bleach.


HELP! - Call teh asplodulance! I is be asplodin!




BALANCE - Left one might be dumb as hell


TAGS: butt perfection balance luls
Rating: 1.5/5

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KRis - September 9, 2008, 1:12 pm
Mmmmmmmm, I'm going back for seconds tonight!


FRIENDSHIP -




IMO -




Mass Surveillance -




Surveillance Video -


TAGS: surveillance video rerun abu 20
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - July 3, 2013, 9:43 am
Yes, seeing the expression on her face, I must concur. Always a good start.
rerun - July 3, 2013, 7:04 am

Excellent way to start the day


Wonder Dawg -


TAGS: grocery cart scary dog balance super hero
Rating: 4.83/5

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GaryO - October 15, 2014, 8:35 pm
This one got by me. 5L


Temptation -




Age Old Question -




Security Cams -




Big Brother -




BALANCE -




VIGILANCE -


TAGS: anime save the world vigilance
Rating: 4.14/5

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forseti - September 13, 2010, 9:45 am
HOOAH!


BALANCE OF JUSTICE - Graphic Description




BALANCE -




BALANCE - in all things.




RESPECTIVELY -




SCIENCE WORLD - They Got That One Right




HELP! - Call a asplodulance! Imma asploding!




WEAZEL NEWS - The only place I go for news because I like my news to be fair and balanced.


TAGS: weazel news fair and balanced
Rating: 1.92/5

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Claire - September 9, 2009, 10:41 pm
Non-biased news?! The apocalyps is upon us!
Zed - September 5, 2009, 11:36 pm
Rollseyes, ever hear the phrase "pot calling the kettle black"?
Rollseyes - September 5, 2009, 10:22 pm
That's it... just keep spreading the hate.


The Siren's Song -




Gotta Wear Shades -


TAGS: cleavage glance look sunglasses sun
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 16, 2015, 10:22 pm
I see what you did there Jesus...teehee.
JesusWept - July 16, 2015, 2:14 pm
Brilliant observation. Very true. L L L L L


emergency medicine -




Realisation -




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